'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what's in this cake? spoken by Paddy to Billy the Butcher when knocking him out with a traffic cone.]]. * StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin. ** A few. This starts a fight between Raymond and Max and Paddy but before they get beaten up, Max and Paddy are taken by the wardens and are told that their sentences were reduced to community service after Tina explains that what happened was done due to stress after the whole Daniel incident. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. Raymond the bastard frankbutcher1878 59 videos 227 views Last updated on Dec 6, 2022 Play all Shuffle 1 4:15 Calvin Harris - Blame ft. John Newman Calvin Harris 814M views 8 years ago 2 4:15. Click here to login or here to sign up. What does he do? Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Max And Paddy animated GIFs to your conversations. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. * LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag. * PrisonEpisode: [[spoiler:Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. Rating: 7.60/10 (avg out of 3450 votes) Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Airs: Friday. They agree to let Shannon, who is looking for his estranged son, hitch a ride around. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. -->And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). Max and Paddy get sent to jail for their crimes. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. Their 10 year old son, Daniel, is secretly revealed to be Max's but Max promises never to interfere in his life and to keep the secret. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. ** [[spoiler: Paddys cellmate in Episode Four.]] ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. Let's get one thing straight, and I mean ''straight''. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. They then return to the farm to give back the pig and get their money back to find that the old man was not the farmer but in fact the farmer's alcoholic father-in-law. Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. But then again, there was no way the rest of the Phoenix staff knew about it, assuming Brian kept it to himself and went along with the campaign anyway. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as youd expect, a bastard. * ChekhovsGunman: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also begins a strong dislike for Paddy Because Paddy took Billys Job When Billy Went To Prison for 5 Years. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. Facebook. See EpicFail.]]. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] ]], * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and. ** The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. Although the series was broadcast two years after Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the plot is set immediately after the events of the previous series. ** One can only guess what Paddys part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. * HappilyMarried: Tina and Kevin Wolfson/"The Wolfster". * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. Can't find a movie or TV show? * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "Thats Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. * DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. ]]\, '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. They soon discover though that he's obsessed with Max ("Not in a gay way" he claims), and detests Paddy because Paddy took Billys job when Billy went to prison. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Elsewhere Paddys love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick McGuinness. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Peter Kay's Britain's Got the Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice, "Max and Paddy are coming back as star reveals there's plenty of life left in the show", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Max_and_Paddy%27s_Road_to_Nowhere&oldid=1151380443, This page was last edited on 23 April 2023, at 17:52. ** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix . * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Phoenix Nights spin-off focusing on the adventures of the two doormen. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles Charlies Anals]] DVD. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy's paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. You need to be logged in to continue. Their situation worsens when Mick Bustin tries to charge them 500 to retrieve the campervan, causing the pair to break into Bustin's workshop and, in a parody of The A-Team, modify the van and 'bust' out back on to the road, only for the van to break down again miles later, Mick Bustin having never actually made any repairs. Comedy Rewind: Looking back at Sink Or Swim, The making of The Oldest Comedy Club In Britain, First Gig, Worst Gig: Schalk Bezuidenhout. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustins OhCrap moment. Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. [[Squick The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with. See more of No Context Max and Paddy on Facebook. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. ** In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. The motor home originally purchased by Max in Phoenix Nights was a Ford; however, the motor home they use in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a Fiat. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. Although the main workout is shown in full, it is more intended as a spoof product than a genuine workout. [citation needed] He has also provided voiceovers for several video games. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. The 'Row Row Row Your Boat' sequence on the bus is borrowed from Dirty Harry, and in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's Brewery bitter. I know. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you'd expect, a bastard. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted. Tina, it's Max. Apart from being a bastard, he runs this wing. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a typical thieving gyppo and is glad hes eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV hed just helped them steal. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. * WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. Menu. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". , land for sale by owner in arkansas, how to make paper mache clay without joint compound, What Does Refused Charge Mean Police, Articles M
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